A lot of Stuff happens in a week...

current location: KY
current mood: rushed
current song: Oprah's Vajayjay
I'm not women's champion anymore in WFWF? Why? Because I walked out during a mutiny and the prospect of me getting it back after said mutiny looks bleak. Besides I went to another fed that despite the fact I have a girl character and despite the fact that I'd only had one match in there, I'm already getting put in a #1 contenders match for their TV Title against THREE OTHER GUYS IN A FATAL FOURWAY! That's a lot better than being on a "house show" circuit for months on end when people say you should be on the main show and you keep fighting the same 5 girls over and over again because they won't let you fight guys. (Run on much?)
Also why does my evil alter ego keep wanting to pop up everywhere? Kuni... ah... Kuni... *evil grin*
Kuni was born out of frustration. She has all the loyalty of a dog, all the evilness of a cat and all the randomness of a Geico commercial. She usually strikes mildy at first but it's so quickly and so frequent that when you know she's striking... IT'S TOO LATE! Everytime she sees fan injustice she wants to spring into action like a tiger.
She was kinda like the batman... only without the cool gadgets. Hell, Kuni even had arch nemsiseseseses: (code names mind you)
[b]D-Ho[/b]<--- She talked about having "snatch art".
[b]Vacation Destination[/b] <--- Has crappy band
[b]Skeletor[/b] <--- Had crappy band that supposedly lost out on a record company contract to Guns N Roses because the record company wanted to change the bands image a little bit and they said no. Bitterness follows him everywhere.
[b] Big D [/b] <--- Although for recent actions within the past year we may officially change his name to Monky Spewster.
[b] The Rat[/b] <--- Don't really remember what his deal was. It's been over three years... sue me.
[b]Shopping Neccesity[/b] <--- We run him over with the car. Not really.
Although Kuni may not be totally suited for the wrestling community... She can adapt and adapt well. That's the nature of an evil alter ego. It's interchanageable.
Enough rambling about alter egos and people who may or may not be suitable to walk this planet. Let's talk about:
Moving on...
I've got an RP for my new fed to work on so I'm going to just leave you with the creepiness.
Until next time suckas!





